Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Quote of the day, Saint of the week I.- St.Odo of Cluny!

This post is as hot and steamy as a fresh bun right out of the oven of the Cluny monastery!

"To embrace a woman is to embrace a sack of manure."

Said the sagacious St.Odo, who knew what was lying under the surface of silky white skin. Flesh, blood and LYMPHNODES!

St. Odo was a wise man, he loved the Alps and loathed human body. Here is what Mr. Ratzinger has to say about him. My only problem with medieval theologists is that they were so obsessed with not wanting to have sex with women, that they barely wrote anything about how disgusting men are. However, dearest readers, do not fear, for I know someone who has the mental capacities to write these long-awaited treatises on the repulsiveness of muscular male bodies.

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