The Church wants no scrubs, you silly heretics! - R'n'b and orthodoxy.

"[...] a certain female viper from the Cainite sect, who recently spent some time here, carried off a good number with her exceptionally pestilential doctrine, making a particular point of demolishing baptism. Evidently in this according to nature: for vipers and asps as a rule, and even basilisks, frequent dry and waterless places. But we, being little fishes, as Jesus Christ is our great Fish, begin our life in the water, and only while we abide in the water are we safe and sound. Thus it was that that portent of a woman, who had no right to teach even correctly, knew very well how to kill the little fishes by taking them out of the water." (Tertullianus : De Baptismo I.1)

Hands off you heretic woman! The Boy is mine! Tertullian was clearly the best when it came to paint a picture of those silly heretics.Who does that Cainite woman think she is? "This liberal doxy must be impaled on the member of a particularly large stallion!" as my friend Ignatius J. reilly would say.


Oh, heretics!

Guys, you are the laughing stock of the Catholic universe, noone listens to you, except for your fellow heretic ani! Filthy and slimy, you try to seduce the holy body of the church but she is spitting her myrrh-flavoured chewing gum on you! This is what this song is about:

"I don't want no scrub a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holler at me"

Obviously these words refer to the damned gnostic Valentinus, "Hangin out the passenger's side of his best friend's ride" refers to the time he was a bishop, i.e. riding the "car" (or rather chariot) of ecclesial service, and using his position to "holler at me" where me stands for the innocent, but corruptable virgin body of the Church that he was trying to savour with his lecherous tongue and rotting teeth.