"Cheap beer, communist buildings and loud, thumping, trashy pop-music constitute the unholy trinity worshipped in Eastern Europe, in pagan temples reeking of cheap Dolce and Gabbana and red Bonds.”
This is a statement, my dearest readers, that I have accepted as axiomatic, mostly because someone told me that it featured in an extinct work of the Angelic Doctor. This, proven untrue (and I haven’t found anything on the subject in my copy of Random House’s ’The basic Works of Aristotle’ either) I have decided to question nature itself, and use some empiria in order to decide upon the matter. I have done some field-work in Transylvania, where I went incognito, disguised as a „hot young chick”. (I have decided on using some deodorant to give the impression that I care about mundane vanities.)
Now, as we know: our senses can hardly ever be trusted, so I will not go into details about my journey. However, later I have watched some videoclips on YouTube, and this experience was a revelative one indeed: I have had to recant my previously professed views on EE pop-music being trashy. Even though some of these songs reek of the putrid smell of decaying flesh, and fungus infected bodily fluids, others convey a clear moral message about virtuous life and how much we should hate harlots and sluts, who are probably the carriers of children, genital warts and syphilis.
These two songs by the band Akcent, are themselves an argument for not having to limit ourselves listening to Gregorian music.
Religious Girl
This song makes a cogent case about how much more desirable it is to marry a religious girl than a slut and then impregnate her on a moonlit night of postmarital copulation. (Remember, dearest readers, sex can only serve as a means of procreation. If I was a married woman, I would think about infant bodysuits and pray to be well-impregnated.)
Kylie
This other song is about a slut, who engages in a lot of sexual activities, as well as what some people would call "dirty dancing". Kylie is desired by many men, but finally she and her genital warts are left alone in a car.
"The Basic Works of Aristotle" is published by Modern Library, which, incidentally, is a subsidiary of Random House. However, knowing that you have never shown any interest in the world of publishing and could not possibly have known that Modern Library is owned by Random House, I can only assume that this is a sloppy mistake.
ReplyDeleteUpon further consideration, I have come to the conclusion that you mentioned Random House because you would have had to cite Random House as the publisher in any academic work and that you would have cited this book in every academic work you have ever produced.
ReplyDeleteListen here, harlot. It is written down in the book. I do not have to google publishing houses in order to obtain some information on them. I read books. Codices! Manuscripts!
ReplyDeleteI'd be very interested to know your thoughts on this piece? Can sex ever really be justified?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5V_eePrN8s&feature=related
Being raped is always justified. As St. Augustine tells us: committing suicide in order to avoid rape is worse than getting raped.(City of God, Book I. Chapter 17.) From this I have inferred that getting raped is the only acceptable form of having sex, besides post-marital copulation with child-producing purposes)
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